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thedrunkenmoogle: The 2013 E3 Drinking Game Do you hear that? That low rumble growing ever stronger in the distance? That’s the collective excitement of gamers as they all board the hype train to the future of gaming. That’s right, it’s E3 week again! In the next few days the internet will be full of gaming news, trailers, delight, and probably a bit of disappointment. It’s hard not to have a good time when you’re hanging out with friends and watching the press conferences. We’ve put together a drinking game of some of our hopes, fears, and expectations of the presentations. Gather your nerd pals, some beer, liquor, and get ready for a fun week!  Rules for all presentations:-If a character uses a bow. Bows are so last year. = 1 sip-A sequel game is announced = 1 sip-Exclusive DLC or Content for a multi-platform game = 1 sip-Dance or Music Presentation = 1 sip-A non gaming-related celebrity makes an appearance = 1 sip-Half Life 3 = 1 shot-A game that was being developed for the current generation gets pushed to the next generation = 1 shot Optional Hard Mode: Everyone playing choose a buzzword or phrase. When it is said, take a sip. Microsoft (Monday, 9:30 am PDT) - Watch it here-You hear news that makes you NOT want the console = 1 sip-Every non-game announcement made = 1 sip-Call of Duty presentation boasting about new technologies like Dog snouts and Fish AI = 1 sip-An Xbox One exclusive is announced = 1 sip-Buying and selling used games, rentals, or trading games is not mentioned at all = 1 shot-You get frustrated enough that you switch over to watching Apple’s WWDC = 1 shot EA (Monday 1:00 pm PDT) - Watch it here-For every sports or shooter game shown = 1 sip-Talk about Sim City 5 = 1 sip-Every time magic happens in the Dragon Age trailer = 1 sip-New Star Wars game = 1 shot-EA announces they’ve bought a company you love = 1 shot Ubisoft (Monday, 3:00 pm PDT) - Watch it here-A ship is destroyed or an especially brutal kill is made in the Assassin’s Creed 4 trailer = 1 sip-Every time the player hacks something in Watch Dogs-Coop Gameplay with the Wii U pad for Rayman = 1 sip-Beyond Good and Evil 2 finally makes an appearance = 1 shot -Prince of Persia 2008… 2 = 1 shot Sony (Monday, 6:00 pm PDT) - Watch it here-Social Integration and Share Button talk = 1 sip-If the physical console turns out to be ugly = 1 sip-Good use of the controller’s touch pad = 1 sip-Showing off the console’s power with physics = 1 sip-No information about The Last Guardian (again) = 1 shot-No information about Final Fantasy Versus XIII (again) = 1 shot-If Sony announces they’re taking stance similar to Microsoft’s in terms of used games = 1 shot Nintendo (Tuesday, 7:00 am PDT) - Watch it here-This year Nintendo is opting out of a big E3 press conference, but will still have a Nintendo Direct presentation = 1 sip to acknowledge the passing of an era-Miyamoto shows up with a prop like a toy Pikman or Master Sword = 1 sip-Reggie appears = 1 sip (let people know your body is ready)-A third party game that you don’t care about is shown = 1 sip-New Pokemon Snap on Wii U = 1 shot-A Pokemon MMO = 1 shot Always enjoy responsibly. Don’t go over your limits and have a great E3 week!

thedrunkenmoogle:

The 2013 E3 Drinking Game

Do you hear that? That low rumble growing ever stronger in the distance? That’s the collective excitement of gamers as they all board the hype train to the future of gaming. That’s right, it’s E3 week again! In the next few days the internet will be full of gaming news, trailers, delight, and probably a bit of disappointment. It’s hard not to have a good time when you’re hanging out with friends and watching the press conferences. We’ve put together a drinking game of some of our hopes, fears, and expectations of the presentations. Gather your nerd pals, some beer, liquor, and get ready for a fun week! 

Rules for all presentations:
-If a character uses a bow. Bows are so last year. = 1 sip
-A sequel game is announced = 1 sip
-Exclusive DLC or Content for a multi-platform game = 1 sip
-Dance or Music Presentation = 1 sip
-A non gaming-related celebrity makes an appearance = 1 sip
-Half Life 3 = 1 shot
-A game that was being developed for the current generation gets pushed to the next generation = 1 shot

Optional Hard Mode: Everyone playing choose a buzzword or phrase. When it is said, take a sip.

Microsoft (Monday, 9:30 am PDT) - Watch it here
-You hear news that makes you NOT want the console = 1 sip
-Every non-game announcement made = 1 sip
-Call of Duty presentation boasting about new technologies like Dog snouts and Fish AI = 1 sip
-An Xbox One exclusive is announced = 1 sip
-Buying and selling used games, rentals, or trading games is not mentioned at all = 1 shot
-You get frustrated enough that you switch over to watching Apple’s WWDC = 1 shot

EA (Monday 1:00 pm PDT) - Watch it here
-For every sports or shooter game shown = 1 sip
-Talk about Sim City 5 = 1 sip
-Every time magic happens in the Dragon Age trailer = 1 sip
-New Star Wars game = 1 shot
-EA announces they’ve bought a company you love = 1 shot

Ubisoft (Monday, 3:00 pm PDT) - Watch it here
-A ship is destroyed or an especially brutal kill is made in the Assassin’s Creed 4 trailer = 1 sip
-Every time the player hacks something in Watch Dogs
-Coop Gameplay with the Wii U pad for Rayman = 1 sip
-Beyond Good and Evil 2 finally makes an appearance = 1 shot 
-Prince of Persia 2008… 2 = 1 shot

Sony (Monday, 6:00 pm PDT) - Watch it here
-Social Integration and Share Button talk = 1 sip
-If the physical console turns out to be ugly = 1 sip
-Good use of the controller’s touch pad = 1 sip
-Showing off the console’s power with physics = 1 sip
-No information about The Last Guardian (again) = 1 shot
-No information about Final Fantasy Versus XIII (again) = 1 shot
-If Sony announces they’re taking stance similar to Microsoft’s in terms of used games = 1 shot

Nintendo (Tuesday, 7:00 am PDT) - Watch it here
-This year Nintendo is opting out of a big E3 press conference, but will still have a Nintendo Direct presentation = 1 sip to acknowledge the passing of an era
-Miyamoto shows up with a prop like a toy Pikman or Master Sword = 1 sip
-Reggie appears = 1 sip (let people know your body is ready)
-A third party game that you don’t care about is shown = 1 sip
-New Pokemon Snap on Wii U = 1 shot
-A Pokemon MMO = 1 shot

Always enjoy responsibly. Don’t go over your limits and have a great E3 week!

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davampirequeen:

Convinced everyone hates me and would be better off without me. My mind thinks horrible things, no wonder I hate myself.

You and me both sister. It’s sometimes hard to not think these thoughts. But you have to fight and realize that it is not true and people love you and care about you.